To my sister in NZ...

Um, hi, I miss you, can you come home now?

I mean, I'm sure you're having fun and all with your
snorkeling
kayaking
hiking
fishing
beaches
paradise
thing you have going on.

But there's no one to greet me
wearing sweatpants or guys athletic shorts
in the big leather chair in the living room
with a computer on her lap
and that awful Amanda Bynes TV show on
when I get home now.

Miss you!