Sunday, August 14, 2011

Quote of the Week

Me: Mary*, you seem happier today. How are you?

Mary (smiling toothlessly) : Oh, I am better. I see the devil on your body.

Me: Excuse me? You see the devil on me?

Mary: Oh yes. I see the devil on your body.

[Pause]

Me: I like your new sweater.

Mary: Oh thank you!

*Patient name changed.
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If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson

1 comment:

  1. Haha! Wow. Thanks for sharing :) (The [pause] is the best part. well done.)

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