Me: Mary*, you seem happier today. How are you?
Mary (smiling toothlessly) : Oh, I am better. I see the devil on your body.
Me: Excuse me? You see the devil on me?
Mary: Oh yes. I see the devil on your body.
[Pause]
Me: I like your new sweater.
Mary: Oh thank you!
*Patient name changed.
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If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
Me: Excuse me? You see the devil on me?
Mary: Oh yes. I see the devil on your body.
[Pause]
Me: I like your new sweater.
Mary: Oh thank you!
*Patient name changed.
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If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
Haha! Wow. Thanks for sharing :) (The [pause] is the best part. well done.)
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